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WTF? [Jul. 30th, 2004|03:31 pm]
Rob
[mood |confusedperplexed]
[music |The Apl Song - BEP]

I think this thing has it in for you Nadia... or me... who knows. No matter what I tried, it wouldnt change!






Which LJ friends will you sleep with?
LJ Username
Favorite Color
Are you drunk?
Sex in the backseat of a car nadiosa
Sex at a democratic convention nadiosa
Sex on a nude beach nadiosa
Hottest sex of your life nadiosa
Sex rating - 96%
Number of times you will orgasm 471
This QuickKwiz by akasha82 - Taken 31255 Times.
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Yoinkage... [Jul. 30th, 2004|01:38 am]
Rob
[mood |tiredstuffed]
[music |Nothing Much Happens - Ben Lee]

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Its story time.. (well, a fragment of a story at least...) [Jul. 29th, 2004|12:24 am]
Rob
[mood |hornyhorny]
[music |A Man of Constant Sorrow - The Soggy Bottom Boys]

The Galactic Guard is a force of space bound police officers. Their main duties involve curbing piracy, planetary invasion, contraband smuggling and dozens of other minor infringements of galactic law. Because President Von Strudel of the Galactic Council regarded all of these things as essential to the smooth running of the galaxy, he saw to it that the only thing that they were able to curb was the use of the phrase ‘pigs might fly’. A few alterations to the various laws meant that the only people who could make a decent living flying through the cold and lonely expanses of space were the pirates, smugglers, and interplanetary invaders. Naturally these sorts of positions weren’t advertised traditionally, so the many people who didn’t have a dodgy Uncle Bob or a friend of a friend of a friend to ‘get them in’ to the industry had to try more legitimate avenues, and the next best thing was the transport industry. Only the best of the dregs were chosen for the freighters and ferries. Any unsuccessful applicants were referred to ‘The Guard’. When the newest Galactic Guard recruits assembled, it was truly a sight for the human race to be ashamed of. They were the worst of the worst, dumbest of the dumbest; the most incompetent, inexperienced, uncoordinated and feeble minded law enforcement body history has ever known. Their weaknesses, however, culminated to form their biggest asset: They can’t be corrupted. Not because they’re loyal, but because they don't even understand the word. In fact, a recent survey of all senior Guard officers shows that 17% of them couldn’t find ‘corruption’ in the dictionary; 39% forgot what they were doing before they had even figured out how to open the dictionary; the remaining 44% didn’t know what a dictionary was. One officer even ate his survey paper, claiming that he believed it was his lunch.
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(no subject) [Jul. 27th, 2004|11:02 pm]
Rob
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Stingers]

Stupidest IT related quote ever:

'Its a two gig flash memory drive... theres enough space to run half of NASA!'

hahaha, nice one Stingers...
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Nice one... [Jul. 23rd, 2004|05:26 pm]
Rob
PARENTAL
ADVISORY
YOUR MUM CONTAINS
EXPLICIT LYRICS

Username:

From Go-Quiz.com
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Do you mind if I turn out the lights? If I'm gonna be alone I'd rather do it in the dark... [Jul. 10th, 2004|03:24 am]
Rob
[mood |thirstythirsty]
[music |Good Times - Atmosphere]

Stolen from my new friend moonburnt who has incredible taste. Ten thumbs up!
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(no subject) [Jul. 9th, 2004|03:25 am]
Rob
Oh yeah, I also have a new favourite pass-time: Making completely absurd statements in a rather bad, over-exaggerated mexican accent, usually ending the sentence with 'senor', or depending on the nature of the statement, 'puto'

Personally I blame Cheech Martin.
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I should have known, walked all the way home to find that you wasn't here, I was still all alone... [Jul. 9th, 2004|03:22 am]
Rob
[mood |crazyCheese]
[music |Always Coming Back Home To Home You - Atmosphere]

Edit: this entry was 90% shit, but fear not, for I have censored most of it now.

I have nothing of any particular importance to say. I'm just waiting for my DVD's to finish copying before I go to bed. Thats right kiddies, DVD burner = mass scale piracy. I wonder if blockbuster will get sus when I'm hiring 10 DVD's, and returning them the day after...

Lets see... the penalty for individuals is $50,000 fine and/or 5 years in jail per offence. Multiply that by... hrm. I may as well murder a whole bunch of people... I'd get off lighter.

Wow, thats really fucked up. Go legal system, GO!!

(must not start rant, must not start rant, must not start rant...)

La la la.

So... do you like stuff?


Oooooh, its been an interesting week, it has. A little insane in some parts, and just plain crazy in others. Makes me wish I was still a contract killer. *becomes nostalgic* Simple days they were...*STAB*

Aaaanyway.



This is the gist of my life over the last 7 days:
thats right. Its all about the ladies this week...Collapse )

Haha, gold.

I have recently decided to renege on my 'Will only date lingerie models' rule.
Now all I'm asking for is a girl who is:
1. Indecently attractive,
2. Phenomenally intelligent,
3. Single and looking

Is that really too much to ask??? IS IT? Apparently so. At this point in time, all I have to say to Australian women is meh. BIG FAT MEH. Unless of course you match what I've listed above, in which case email me ;)

Hahahaha, this is the most fucked up post ever I think.

Seems like all I get to eat is hope, girl if we got along better we'd be dope

That line has no relevance to anything, I just like it. My Atmosphere addiction is growing beyond all previously established records. I think with the exception of some RJD2, its been the only thing I've heard all week.

my shoes are muddy girl, how bout yours? Here we are lounging on your bedroom floor

I think LJ is keeping me sane in some strange way, and clearly 7 days between updates is too long for me...

hello maam, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments?

Hmmmmmm I need to get out this weekend. Really.
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Stand over here, do a favour, use your head to hold this apple... [Jul. 2nd, 2004|05:31 pm]
Rob
[mood |discontentdiscontent]
[music |Apple - Atmosphere]

0_o

I have done something very silly. very silly indeed.

I dun wanna go into it, So i'll just let slug speak on my behalf:

"Do I sound mad? Well I guess I'm a little pissed
Every action has a point, five points make a fist
You close 'em, you swing 'em, it's hurts when it hits
And the truth can be a bitch, but if the boot fits
I got an idea: You should get a tattoo that says "Warning"
That's all, just a warning, so the potential victim can take a left and save breath,
And avoid you, sober and upset in the morning
I wanna scream, "Fuck you Lucy!"
But the problem is I love you Lucy
So instead I'ma finish my drink and have another
While you think about how you used to be my lover"


Now, on a lighter note...

Saw 'Dirty Pretty Things'. Best movie I've seen in AGES. It was great. I dont know why its not playing at any big theaters (as far as i know) I dont think its had any publicity here, and it only caught my eye because it stars Audrey Tautou who played Amelie.

Check it out

I got this yesterday, and it was too good not to post:

(Scott, I know you'll appreciate this after our conversation about Bill & Ted/slap bands/happy pants)

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Re: Previous post [Jun. 30th, 2004|12:45 am]
Rob
[mood |depresseddepressed]
[music |The Sound of Violence - Cassius]

I'm completely torn between two alternatives.

1) Say 'Fuck with me? HA! Fuck you!' and be done with it.

or

2) Give it another chance.

I'd go with my gut, but I've got pretty strong feelings both ways on this one. I want it to work out, but I want it to be like nothing this devastating ever happened. I know that cant happen, so I'm worried that it'd be in the back of my mind and cause me to be resentful. From that point of view maybe its best it doesn't happen. But then I look through old emails, photos, letters and the like, and it just makes me want her more than anything.

I think about what there was, what there could have been, and it breaks me up.

Fuck. I'm so lost.
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